I’ve already covered why vaginas are far superior to the penis.
The odd, hangy, junk out for everyone to see penis…
And yet I have a new reason…
A reason, that if I only had little girls, would never ever ever ever ever have happened…
Why? Because vaginas are nice and tucked away, like my favorite Kate Spade pursed that are only trotted out for special occasions…
Unlike the penis, which is just hanging out…
Which is why, when I walked in on Blake taking a bath to have him wash up, I was treated to a view of an eight year old hard on that left both of us slightly embarrassed when he stood up…
But being the awesome mom that I am, I told him just don’t worry about it, it happens, here’s the soap, I’ll see you in a few minutes…
And now since Blake was totally not embarrassed any more by the wood, he calls out to me to come back…
Hey mom! Look at this!
What I was treated to was a rousing rendition of Livin’ La Vida Loca played with a penis guitar…the balls being the strings and his other hand…well, you get the idea…
Have your boys played the penis guitar?
