The Most Uncomfortable Ass Wax Ever

Okay, I know what you’re thinking*….

Is there any ass wax that isn’t uncomfortable?

And to that I answer, um….not really…

I’m a pretty mellow person and open person…especially after having four children and thus having all sort of strangers messing with Veronica, so to me, vaginas aren’t a big deal…once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all….

But an asshole?

Seems to me to be a bit more private…

I really don’t even let Eric visit that area…because why? Nothing good comes out of that end…

But when it comes to waxing, I like to take it all off…and how ridiculous would it be to have a naked cha cha and a hairy ass?**  Even if no one but myself, my hubs, and my physician will notice?

So there I am…spreading my cheeks in all their glory, and then it happens….


her hair was brushing against my naked ass….

And I did nothing…I just stayed down and prayed that it wouldn’t get stuck in the wax…the wax that was currently pulling the hair out by the root from my ass….

But really? Isn’t that the first thing they teach in waxing school? To tie up your damn hair?! I totally felt like it wasn’t my place to say anything unless we had hair to ass wax contact…

Luckily, that didn’t happen…her hair stayed in her head and my hair came out in her hand…

Everyone wins…

Now we just have to wait until next month and see…

*unless you’re wondering where the fuck I’ve been, to that I merely apologize for my absence and promise to try not to disappear again…

**because you all have hairy asses too, right? right? Who wants to start the hairy asshole club?

Comments

  1. TUC says:

    *If* I had a hairy ass, and I am not admitting that I do, I would now be terrified to do anything about it. Welcome back;. I missed you, Veronica, and your stories.
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  2. Shell says:

    You would think it would make sense to tie her hair back.

    I’m too much of a chicken to get anything waxed.
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  3. Cathy says:

    Am I weird because I don’t have a hairy ass?!?

  4. Kim says:

    AGH! I wish I had the balls to do that! Presently, I stick to the old “put one foot as high as you can, on the shower wall, and shave that shit method” I know it’s probably not as thorough as I would like it to be… and thos “nicks” hurt like a BITCH… but I’m too chicken shit to go get it waxed.
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  5. Alison says:

    I love that the first post you publish in months is one about hairy asses and waxing. I’VE MISSED YOU.
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  6. Glad to see you are back!!! I was just thinking “Hey, where’s Holly and her funnyness?” the other day!
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  7. HOLLY’s back…with a vengeance, like she never left! YAY! And I still haven’t let anyone wax any of my nether regions.

  8. Ashley Sears says:

    Only you would cover hairy asses with such awesomeness. Glad to see you are back, and that, well your ass is less hairy?! lol
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  9. Kristin says:

    Good to see you, finally…but seriously? There is no way that shit is getting waxed. Like, for reals. Maybe if I went out for a girls’ night and was like 4 martins deep and someone dared me, but that’s about it. I want to, sure, but…the pain. Sweet fancy Moses.

  10. Kristin says:

    Martinis. Friggin’ autocorrect. If I was 4 martins deep, then that area probably wouldn’t be so sensitive to pain.

    Ba dum Ching. (Or however you verbalize that sound.)

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