Where Are My Boobies?

Not mine…

Let me assure you that my own boobies are firmly resting right by my belly button…

Unless your reading this while I’m sleeping, in which case they’re on my sides, since I tend to sleep on my back…

So if I’m not talking about my boobs, then whose boobs do I speak of?

Hope…

Yes, Hope’s non existent boobs…

This is what I walked into with my three oldest kids last week….


Yes, that’s Hope sitting topless on my bed asking her brothers where her boobies are?

I couldn’t even interrupt yet, I had to listen in….

Jack determined that when Hope got married, that’s when she would get “big ones like Mommy, so you can feed your babies”

Blake interjected and decided that Hope would get boobies when she’s a teenager because he’s seen teen girls and they have boobies…

Okay! Time to stop this conversation!

Hope, put your shirt on, you’ll get boobs when you’re about 12…

Boobs. Hope. Hope. Boobs.

Already I have to deal with this…

Please tell me I was right though…

Twelve? Right? She’ll be twelve?

Or 22?

I’m hoping for 22….

 

Comments

  1. I guess when you* have no boobs to begin with your daughter doesn’t have this issue, because hers are already about the same size as yours. *You being me, not you, because you obviously don’t have this issue!
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  2. Alison says:

    Again, thank goodness I have boys. They can have the penis conversation with their father. :)
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  3. Angie says:

    I was ten when I needed a training bra. Boobs are nothing. I’d dread explaining the Monthly Visitor and shaving. Boobs are a cakewalk compared to those doozies. Of course I have sons so I get the embarrassing task of explaining my “girl stuff” to them. Ha! Bring on the penis questions. :-D

  4. Jester Queen says:

    I was eight.
    My daughter was nine.
    Most of her friends are in the 9-12 range. They don’t get to be much bigness until 12 or so.
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  5. Jessica says:

    Well I was in 6th grade with B cups so like 11. So maybe started at 9 yrs old. And I agree big boobs suck ! And I’m having my first girl due in aug I’m worried now eekkk

  6. Carrie says:

    Wait. So you sleep topless but wear pants?
    Yes I know that wasn’t the point but I’m strange.

  7. I was around 10 and so was my daughter. So you can relax and not have to worry about it for a while.

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