No Guns No Ketchup

One of the only reasons I think I keep my kids around is because they amuse the fuck out of me….

Most of the time they’re whining and demanding things like food and drink and thus causing me to hide out in the bathroom with my Kindle Fire begging to be left alone due to bowel issues, but sometimes they really make me laugh…

Like when we took the whole brood to the fair and Blake saw this sign….

It was nothing special, just letting you know what is and what isn’t allowed inside….

But this is what Blake read off to me….

He was baffled….and Eric and I just about fell over laughing at him….

No ketchup….which made Eric and I do a series of improvisations where one was smuggling ketchup in and other was an officer making him drop the ketchup and no one gets hurt….

What have your kids done to amuse you lately?


  1. Shell says:

    No ketchup. Gotta love what kids come up with.

    Mine said the other day that running when you have a belly ache will make “the baddest f word happen.” WHAT? “You know, Mommy, frow up”
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  2. Carrie says:

    HA! Now that is when you know you made the right move by having kids!! Hilarious
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  3. It really does look like ketchup!! It could always be used as fake blood, ya know.
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  4. That is FABULOUS! I have to agree with Cyndy. It really does look like a bottle of ketchup!
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  5. Alison says:

    Too funn!
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  6. Ange says:

    Well, the other day Alex went to ask a neighbor kid to play, and say the mom and dad kissing when he got to the door. Alex told them sorry he was cock blocking, but wanted to know if their son could play.

    I guess at some point we forgot to tell Alex that he should not say “cock blocking” to anyone.

  7. That’s pretty darn funny. My kid brought over her kid who had a cold and the next day…I had a cold. That’s what my kid did to amuse me this week..LOL
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  8. Michelle says:

    Eh, that’s nothing. Mister Man’s teacher told me today that he announced to the class that he wished he were Jewish. So he could celebrate Kwanzaa. Because it lasts for 11 days. *sigh*
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