All I want is to sleep is peace….
All day long my day is filled with requests from the little people that live here…get me milk! I want a banana! Now can I have a cookie? I’m still hungry, I want a cheesestick. Please play tea cups. Wipe my butt. Scratch my butt. Smell my feet. Play dress ups please. Can you build Disney out of my legos? Please play Monopoly with me. Get me an apple. I want juice! Wipe my butt! Spank Jack, he knocked over my dolls! Find my Ken. Please take us on a bike ride! Wipe my butt! Put on Sophia the First! Not that one, the one with the sleepover! Wipe my butt! Play tea party! Get me some goldfish!
And on and on and on and on….
Is it no wonder that I do a happy dance at bed time?
Can I be blamed for wanting to sleep in peace? This is all I want….
But no….as soon as I get nice and comfy the assholery begins…
I know what you’re thinking…oh God Holly, can you be a bigger bitch? All he wants to do is snuggle! These kids won’t be little forever and their wanting to snuggle days are numbered! Don’t be such a cunt!
Well fuck you! I used to think that way too…but then this kept happening….
Every. Fucking. Time.