La Penis Loca

I’ve already covered why vaginas are far superior to the penis.

The odd, hangy, junk out for everyone to see penis…

And yet I have a new reason…

A reason, that if I only had little girls, would never ever ever ever ever have happened…

Why? Because vaginas are nice and tucked away, like my favorite Kate Spade pursed that are only trotted out for special occasions…

Unlike the penis, which is just hanging out…

Which is why, when I walked in on Blake taking a bath to have him wash up, I was treated to a view of an eight year old hard on that left both of us slightly embarrassed when he stood up…

But being the awesome mom that I am, I told him just don’t worry about it, it happens, here’s the soap, I’ll see you in a few minutes

And now since Blake was totally not embarrassed any more by the wood, he calls out to me to come back…

Hey mom! Look at this!

What I was treated to was a rousing rendition of Livin’ La Vida Loca played with a penis guitar…the balls being the strings and his other hand…well, you get the idea…

Have your boys played the penis guitar?




  1. Umm… no, no he has not. I”m not sure I could have played it cool at that point. I may have lost it
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  2. Galit Breen says:

    You’re a good, good mom. That is all.
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  3. Alison says:

    A glimpse into my near future, I’m sure. :)
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  4. I’m so glad I had a girl…LOL
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  5. kristi says:

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  6. Jester Queen says:

    No, but I’m sure Sam will sooner or later, given his fondness for that body part.
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  7. Around Christmas, my boys (5 and 8) were “comparing Christmas trees” in the tub. “Mine’s stronger than yours,” I heard the younger one say…

    Its true, in comparison to his brother, he’s hung like a horse.

    Parenting. Never a dull moment.
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  8. Jessica says:

    Lol too funny. I don’t think I know what I would say!!!!

  9. Tasha W says:

    LMFAO! Damn I’m not even sure what would’ve done! LOL I don’t have kids yet, but that day is coming I know hahahaha
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  10. WOW! My boys are 2 & 3 and while they do grab and pull at their penises they have yet to tell me to look! I do not know what I will do if that happens……….

  11. Tiffany says:

    Yikes!!! The joy of boys!
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  12. Jim says:

    Boys, hell! My wife’s got a “special” performance headed her way tonight!!

  13. bwhahaha, As a mom of a boy who frequently asks me to look at his ‘big doodoo’ and encourages me to check out his junk, I really get it!
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  14. Shell says:

    No penis guitar. Yet.

    But I do remember one time when my younger brother was changing my oldest’s diaper back when he was just a baby. All of a sudden, I hear all this screaming coming from the room where the changing table is. I go in thinking that my baby peed on his uncle. Nope, he had a little baby boner and it totally freaked out my brother. I’m pretty sure I literally fell over on the ground laughing.
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  15. Sarah Jo says:

    My 4 yo will yell at me to come here.. once I get there “Hey mom look my pee pee is getting bigger…LOOK… LOOK” me-”um it will go back to normal in a few minutes, just leave it alone” ugh

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