When I first started working out I didn’t really care what I looked like at the gym…
I usually showed up in a manky old shirt and some yoga pants. The only thing I cared about was making sure my nipples were perfectly aligned in my sports bra, because nipple straightness? Can make or break an outfit.
But I started looking around at the gym and realized that the patrons were seriously looking hot. And not hot like Phew! I need some water because I’ve been working out so much! But like Oh hot damn! Check me out! I have thighs like a vice!
Hmmm…I want to be hot too….that’s why I shake my junk in the front row of Zumba.
And let me tell you, not only do I shake my junk, but I look goooood doing it! Although maybe I’ll look even better if I got out of my ratty old clothes and into some new pretty gear!
Enter pvBody…so super cute! With this adorable outfit I’m going to be the best dressed chick in Zumba*!
Now when my vagina sweats, it’s going to be pretty vagina sweat! So everyone wins!
*I’d show you a picture of me in it, but I don’t want my fat rolls to cause you permanent blindness, so we’ll save that debut for about 20 more pounds
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This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of pv.body. The opinions and text are all mine.