I have no privacy…
I can’t pee alone, shower alone, or dress alone…
In fact, I hardly ever sleep with my husband alone either…our children have mastered the art of cock blocking to ensure that no more children will join our family…
But I digress…
No privacy means that when I was waxing my legs I did so in the company of Hope who watched and asked questions the whole time…
Does that hurt mommy? How many times do you have to do it? Is that why you have no hair on your pee-pee Mommy? Are you going to do Daddy’s body so he’s not hairy either?
For 45 straight minutes I listened to her…
Fast forward three days….
Setting: The Wal Mart check out line….
Check Out Girl: (holding my box of Veet wax strips) Do these work? I’m tiring of bleaching my mustache, I don’t think it works good enough….
And Hope replied…
Yes. Yes, it was as embarrassing as it sounds…
The Wal Mart chick turned bright red, I turned bright red, neither one of us said anything else, I paid and left…
And it’s official, Hope is my least favorite, assholery child….
Asshole
bwhahaha, did you think of anything to tell walmart lady after?
Stephanie @ Babe’s Rockin’ Mami recently posted..Goodbye South Carolina
Oh Hope. Too. Funny.
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I am DYING!! That is some funny shit. One time, the checkout girl at Blockbuster video was super heavy, and my daughter said, as I was paying for my movies, “Oh mommy, she has a HUGE tummy!”
Thanks jerk.
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It could have been worse.
I’m not quite sure how, but I’m trying to make you feel better.
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Lmao og dang. Kids… Yeah I got nothin’…lol They are funny.
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Haha. Awkward!
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JUST LIKE ART LINKLETTER SAID, KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS. WHAT A CRAZY STORY!!! YOU BROUGHT A CHUCKLE TO MY DAY!! I AM GLAD MY KIDS NEVER SAID THAT!
Ahahaa! Oh no! At least she didn’t call your pee pee Veronica to the store.
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My kids would say something like that and than laugh…..terrible isn’t it.
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Damn that Hope!!!
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LMAO! I DIE! That’s hilarious…it almost makes me feel better about the time my kid told the cashier I had my boobs cut open to make them bigger. You’re right….Kids are assholes!
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See, another reason to never wax! xo
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That story is amazing!
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Oh.My.Gracious! That is fabulous! I love Hope, but more because she is your child and not mine!
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so I can’t interest you if I offered her up?
I would have died laughing!
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Wait until your teenage children allow their friend to get into your “goody” bag so that not only them but all of their friends know exactly what you do in your bedroom. My kids are mostly grown now and yes, I still have to see “that” friend. Fortunately, I don’t embarrass easily any more. Not after 4 kids. Who are just like yours. Which is why I can laugh at you
Hahaha! Still haven’t done my pee-pee…
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