Tree Trimming and Pants

Before I draw you the picture of the unfortunate incident that happened to me the other day, I need to share with you some facts….they may seem random at first, but you’ll understand…

1. I hate pants. Shorts. Skirts. Really, I don’t wear any sort of bottoms at home, I’m a T-shirt and undies kind of girl…

2. Brooke’s favorite song is Party Rock by LMFAO…and I mean the real version, not my version of Party Rock.

3. In my quest to bring my sexy back, I’m in the process of tossing out my granny panties and have taken to wearing a cute cut of underwear called cheekinis…think boy shorts but with more of your ass hanging out…

4. We’ve had a slight ant problem in the kitchen due to the fact that one of the branches from a palm tree in our backyard brushes right up against the kitchen window.

5. We live on the second floor of a coach home.*

Now that we got all of that info out of the way, let me now tell you that the other day Brooke was pretty cranky and I knew the only way to perk her up was to get my groove on…so I put on some LMFAO and went to town….

Yes…that’s a gardener hanging up in the tree trimming the branches…watching me shuffle along to Party Rock…and yes, he did have a big smile on his face when I finally turned around and saw him there…

You think something like this would encourage me to wear pants in the house…but really? How often is a random gardener going to be up in my tree?


Do you wear clothes at home?

*But not for long, we’re in the process of buying a new house with a big yard! woo hoo!


  1. Your house, your pantless state, you business, but that’s funny!

    I can’t wear cheekinis, because they still leave a panty line… thongs with pants and low cut bikinis with skirts, because… well, think Paris Hilton…that I don’t want t be!
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  2. Ive never seen cheekinis, hmm….gotta check ‘em out. Can I just share with you that at Aeropostale they have their panties buy one get TWO free? That’s kind of awesome. Scored yesterday.
    Anyway. The gardener in the window? LOVE IT! And I love that he didn’t even pretend to NOT be watching.
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  3. I occasionally wear clothes in my house, usually we are a tshirt and undies or naked in the case of Nate, family! Also, I will have to look into these cheekinis!
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  4. Tiffany says:

    I would have laughed and smiled too…and said enjoy the show!

    19lbs? YOU GO GIRL!!!
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  5. Jester Queen says:

    The number of times I have humiliated myself wandering naked through the house to find a bra? Yeah. I’m with you. And shit yeah! 19 pounds down. BOOYAH. Fist pumping all around.
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  6. So did you dance a little more for the gardener?
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  7. I swear you crack me UP EVERY post you write!!! Thank you for making my days!
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  8. Chris Carter says:

    LOVE that! Aren’t you glad you weren’t wearing your granny panties?? ;)
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  9. Galit Breen says:

    Hee! Too funny and hooray for bringing back your sexy! Love!
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  10. Kim says:

    I try to wear as much clothes as possible… It seems the “nakeder” I am, the more my dog tries to press his butt hole against my bare skin. :( .
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    • holly says:

      dogs are so fucking weird! We used to have one that would always come into the bed after we would, um, you know, and lick the wet spot…

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