You know when you go into a public bathroom and there’s pee all over the seat?
That was from me the other day….because I didn’t realize that my pee stream has totally changed as of late…
I have a different pee stream…
I can’t do the hover in public anymore and hit the water in the bowl….
This is how I used to pee in a public bathroom-
And apparently I don’t wear pants in a public bathroom…
But anyway….
This is what happens now when I try to hover in the bathroom….
So that’s what happens when you have a clean kitty….
You can’t hover anymore…
I guess all that hair was actually good for something…who knew?
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!
Veronica also looks cold…….
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I didn’t spit out any coffee, so we are improving.
Think of it this way.. the pee has ammonia in it, so if you just take some TP and wipe it up, technically you’ve disinfected for the next person.
When The Girl was little and too short to hover, I used to pee first, so if I dribbled I could wipe it up and at least I knew who the last germs were from. I’m a good mom like that…always thinking of my kids!
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huh. I never realized. Once again you have taught me something new
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Well I spit coffee…
And now, I’ll never look at the chick leaving the stall before me again in quite the same way. If there’s pee on the seat… her kitty is furry. If it’s clean, I’ll know she of the hairless variety.
Lesson of the day
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Just bring some wipes, wipe down the seat and sit the heck down. Last time I tried ‘hovering’ I pee’d on my shoes. Not fun, let me tell you.
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Hilarious!!! I have never seen a hair cut like THAT before!!! Maybe you mean a hair REMOVAL?? The drawings are hysterical!!!! I love the pee splattered EVERYWHERE!!!!
Okay- confession here: I literally re-read your article trying to figure out the change in your HEAD hair style!! I was like, “No- she didn’t get any hair cut off..??? I don’t understand!” That’s where you were in the cyberspace yonder going, “Wait for it….wait for it….” and then after I scrolled down once again… I was all like ” NO WAY!!!! She did NOT mean…uh…oh NO WAY!!! HA HA HA HA!”
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haha! Oh yes, I always go there!
Oh nOES. I’m a fan of letting Laverne (and I’m so glad I’m not the only woman with a named vagina) grow wild. This has not reduced my desire to do so.
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hahaha, time to invest in sanitizing wipes or toilet covers! I hate peeing in public, the one time I didn’t clean off the seat or pay attention…I sat in something wet. I really hope it was water spray from flushing, that’s what I’m telling myself anyway.
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Well. Guess I’m keepin’ the fur.
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Omg I seriously never noticed that!!
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and now I bet you’re watching yourself pee all the time, right?
Omg! Lol who knew!
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right? who would have known?
This is the BEST excuse ever! I love this, I really do! x
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excuse? huh? haha!
OMG you crack me up! Hilarious!
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Hair and hover or no Hair and no hover? As long as you are not peeing yourself, you can decide for no Hair and hover. Just ignore the splatter. There a major problems in the world
there are major problems in the world