We’ve all been there…
Out in public when all of a sudden you feel it…
The gurgling in your stomach…the pressure in your bowels…
Gas…it’s there and it needs to be passed now!
That was me in the supermarket the other day…I just had to grab a few things and I had Hope with me…
And then I felt it…
So I did what any mature adult would do….
I found an empty aisle….and I let it go….
And I felt better until this happened….
I was so fucking appalled….I wanted to crawl under the oatmeal and die…rotten brat….
When was the last time your kid sold you out?
Bahahahaha!!! I love your kids.
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could I interest you in one?
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
my little brat is pretty humorous, huh?
Hahahaha!!! Love it! Sammi’s still a bit too little to narc on me for anything, but I’m sure my day is coming…
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oh yes, your day will come…
A few days ago! We were in a full bathroom and he was going ‘Momma you’re peeing? Good job! Uh oh Momma, are you going to poop? Do you have to poop? You ARE pooping!!! YAY MOMMA!!’
I wanted to die, everyone else thought it was SO funny.
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I love these stories. We have all been there.
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Haha now that’s great! One day I was in the bathroom and my husband was in a store and he called me to ask a question and had me on speaker. My son picked up the phone and said, “MOMMY’S POOPIN!!” and he said a bunch of people around him heard it and started laughing! It was a small store that we frequented often so they all knew who I was, too!
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Oh NO! That’s awful. Mine talks about boobs. My boobs. All. The. Time.
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OMG, that’s so awful! I feel your embarrassment, Holly. Jeez!
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OMG, I cannot stop laughing!
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Paige LOVES to announce to everyone that I am pooping. She has to grow out of it sometimes, right?!
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My son thinks this song is so funny.
http://www.relix.com/audio/relix-radio/2011/01/04/keller-williams-mama-tooted
My daughter liked to go through all my drawers, make up bags, purses ect..when she was little. When she was about 8 years old she went through one of my make up bags and found a little pocket vibrator I had in there and instead of putting it back..she left it buzzing on the bathroom floor and ran out. Hubby ran in the bathroom and his best friend right behind him and they came out laughing at what had scared the child…Yeah…never lived that down.
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O.M.G.
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My kids like to claim especially stinky farts as their own. Weirdos.
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boys are gross little creatures….
Too funny! you must not do it in an empty aisle, you have to go where this is one other person there, so when person number 3 comes you give her the looks that it was person number 2 as you are evacuating the crime scene.. safety in numbers i tell ya.
brilliant! pure genius….
HAHAHA. That. Is. AWESOME! I should have done the same thing to my mom when I was little, but I was too embarrassed. Now that I’m older, I start giving less and less fucks hourly.
I love this blog, and I just stumbled upon it 10 minutes ago!
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I love what you said….giving less and less fucks hourly…fantastic…you are truly my people
So damn funny!!!
That’s so hilarious! Something my diva would do for sure! Right now, she’ll fart, then giggle and say “I too-ed!” These kids…
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Hahaha. I love your kid. I think I would feel the same with you if my kid would bust me like that.
can I interest you in her? I have spares…ha!
That is hilarious. Sounds like something any of my 4 brats would do.
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you have four kids too? and it amazes me that all of them would sell me out….not one would back me up…brats