A Busy Vagina Is A Happy Vagina

Everyone thinks that a vagina is really only good for a couple of things….like sex, peeing, and popping out babies….

But guess what? You are WRONG!

Oh yeah…I said it…

Vaginas can do so much more….

And I know…

A few weeks ago I had the whole kitty waxed* and you know something? Now that Veronica’s growing out again she’s very prickly and ugly and just not happy….

So I wanted to perk her up…let her know that even though she’s not looking her best I still love her…and even though Eric may be saying ouch!¬†when she’s around, there’s plenty of other things she can do….

Veronica thought I was just being nice…just trying to give her something to do…you know-busy work…

So I had to up the ante…

After seeing how the floors shined with her help, Veronica was starting to perk up…but she still was feeling bad for being so prickly and unwelcoming to Eric…so I had an idea….

Finally! Finally, Veronica was happy and feeling like her old self….

And I could rest easy knowing that after days of sadness I had myself a happy vagina again!

*insert big sigh here…I had it videotaped to show you my face and how bad it hurt and then I erased the whole thing on accident…guess I have to do it again…

Comments

  1. You must do it again because there has to be video evidence!
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  2. I am impressed you even got Veronica waxed. I don’t have the guts to do it plus the lady I go to for waxing is a tiny, litle, angry Vietnamese lady and she scares me.

  3. Alison says:

    I literally snorted imaging you waxing the floor with your pants down.
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  4. Mark says:

    I was laughing until you got to the Floss part. And then I started throwing up. So if that was the point of this post, Congratulations!!!
    m.
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  5. Poor Veronica, bet she doesn’t feel as handy now! I shave mine all the way every few months (used to be once a week, then I had a kid) and the growing out part is so obnoxious!!
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  6. Not sure I’ll be trying any of these tips…lol If I tried washing the floor with my hoohaw, I think hubby might call the men with the little white jackets that make you hug yourself. LOL
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  7. Crystal says:

    Really..cleaning makes yours happy?? Shhh…Some secrets are meant to be kept!!

  8. Thank you for making me laugh!
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  9. This is so flipping funny. Never waxing the va-jay-ya. EVER. lol
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    • holly says:

      I think everyone should do it once! Bring a friend to hold your hand…and stuff a rag in your mouth so your screams don’t scare others…haha

  10. Boobies says:

    I’m dying!!!

  11. Erin says:

    Oh my gosh . . . I can’t help but laugh at this one!
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  12. Ronni Keller says:

    I <3 YOU!…
    Like, for real. Big, pink, fuzzy (pun?) hearts… With Unicorns wearing frilly bows…
    That's all…
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  13. Kristen Mae says:

    DAMN, girl. You just WENT THERE, didn’tcha???

    Like, ALL. THE WAY. THERE.

    *High five!*

    I think?

    ;)
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  14. Kim says:

    OMG, girl! No you di’int!!!!!! LOL! I am ROLLING over here!!!!
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  15. Allison says:

    So Eric’s sporting a beard rash. The neighbours will be talking!. Must confess this post turned me on just a little….excuse me whilst I go grab the razor!!! Lol

  16. Well if there is no video evidence then you must forsake yourself for the blog again!
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  17. LMAO!!!!
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  18. Kristin says:

    Uhhhhh….WE GONNA NEED MORE WAX!!!!!!

    Clear all my appointments for the afternoon!!

    This is one of the main reasons I choose not to get waxed. The other is I’m just not that crazy. Yet.
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  19. Lis says:

    I have NO idea how I got here. But lordhavemercy…THAT was the funniest thing I have EVER read! WOW! I almost couldn’t even post a comment from crying laughing.

  20. Cricket Sosa says:

    Hilarious!

  21. irene says:

    That is too hilarious! stopping by from Masshole Mommy’s guest post
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