You Know You’ve Been Married Too Long

When this takes place….(we’re in the car by the way)

Hmmm…a booger you say?

You all know how much I like boogers…but he wouldn’t budge…

Five minutes later…

And yes, it was everything I thought it would be…

Do you do anything that proves you’ve been married too long…

Or that you’re as gross as I am?


  1. Hahahahaha!!! You ARE gross!
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  2. Mark says:

    Nope! You win. You’re the Queen of Gross!
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  3. Yuck…… Ok, mine is blackheads. DH has an annoyingly pretty complexion but every once in a while


    I ask him sweetly and he says NO!

    It consumes my every thought until I pester him enough to give in.
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  4. I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth. And since I’m not married, no, I don’t do anything that says I’ve been married too long :-)
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  5. Becca says:

    Not sure why I thought it would be okay to read that while I was eating lunch.
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  6. Jester Queen says:

    It’s the eye yuck and pimples at our house. I can’t stand to look at them, and I am so likely to take a swipe at them or pop them without warning.
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  7. Lori A. says:


  8. Deanna says:

    wow that’s soooo gross! I’ve been married for 9 years in a few weeks and the only gross thing I do to or for my husband is shave his back! you all are just nasty!!! lol

  9. LOL I don’t do any of that stuff. The grossest thing I’ll do is give hubby a foot rub and even then his feet have to be clean..
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  10. Ally says:

    I think you win. It’s the pimples that drive me mad.
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  11. Michelle says:

    I’m not quite sure what to say after this. I cannot ever imagine doing this to my husband. Apparently I haven’t been married long enough ;)
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  12. Kristen says:

    I love you. Like seriously – because this is too freaking funny. Last night I apologized to Ray for letting my ass get so big and he said, “it’s ok.” I was like – you are supposed to say it is NOT that big!! jackass!
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  13. Robin says:

    Yup – that is pretty fricken gross there sistah! I don’t even like picking the boys noses let alone my husband’s. Actually, he would never, ever, ever, ever let me.

  14. Shell says:

    Mine is plucking the few stray hairs on my husband’s back.
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    • holly says:

      just the few? lucky! Eric has these weird patches that he lets me Nair….I think I’m going to try to do a shape next time…ha!

  15. I just lost 10 lbs reading this as there’s no way I can now eat for a week.
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  16. Amber says:

    Ha, yes, very gross. I don’t think I could do that.
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  17. Mine is hairs on hubby’s back. Man that was gross, but hysterical.
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  18. Not that I can think of really.
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  19. Ronni Keller says:

    I’ve been your super secret stalker for awhile now… You make my mouth do that smile thing. I totally dig for the big prize in the hubs and kids noses. You are not alone! And don’t even get me started on those picky things on backs! Now that’s a good time!
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    • holly says:

      finally! a fellow picker! You should have come out of the woodwork before! Now I know I am not alone! and yes…the back…ahhhh

  20. DenSchool says:

    omg xD

  21. Jen says:

    I pop zits but no boogers!
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  22. Oh damn, I draw the link at boogers! You always crack me up though!
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