Why Kids Are Assholes-Part 2

I know what you’re thinking…

Didn’t I just call my kid an asshole publicly?

Surely  no one has done anything asshole worthy again this week, right?


And believe me, with yesterday being the first day of summer and the kids being around all fucking summer, I can assure you, we have most likely have plenty of assholery around here…such as…

Ah…I was so hungry…but I’d been going all morning…notice I didn’t even have a flower in my hair yet?



  1. Hahahaha!!

    Happy Summer! (or should it be Happy Summer?)
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  2. Jessica says:

    So funny, my daughter coughed all over her uncle’s food last night. But since he’s the crabby, no sense of humor type is was totally worth the gross behavior.
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  3. Maybe that’s where “Bless You” actually originated. Kind of like the Southern “Bless Your Heart”?? Moms said it so they wouldn’t kill their children in moments like that….
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  4. Laura says:

    I understand completely. Colin puked on me today.
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  5. JDT says:

    I think its totally acceptable to call you kids asses. Mine is almost a year old and she is so one. And of course its only going to get better from here (said sarcastically as she throws coat hangers around the room).

  6. I cannot tell you how many times I took my cereal bar, sandwich, or piece of pizza into the bathroom with me, turned on the shower and let everyone think I could not hear them if they called my name. lol
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  7. I would make you breakfast!!

  8. Erin says:

    Well isn’t that just lovely!? Looks like you have a miniseries building here . . . for your sake I hope it ends quickly.
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  9. Carrie says:

    Is it going to be Asshole Summer 2012?
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  10. Jester Queen says:

    Oh yeah. My kids are assholes on such a regular basis. I am not at all concerned that you just called your kid an asshole.
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  11. jenny says:

    My kids don’t cough in my food anymore, thankfully they have out grown that stage…But they do save their best “current events” for the dinner table…Just as I take a bite of my food they tell me about the guy who ate another guys face…Or about the guy who killed and dismembered his friend and has now mailed body parts all across the country…Sigh…My kids are assholes and I refuse to eat with them anymore! HA!

  12. Argh!!! Mine has been annoying me with ‘what are you doing?’ ‘what did you drop?’ ‘what’s that?’. Like, I can’t move without this kid asking me something!
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  13. Kael says:

    So funny! And so true…I tend to call my wee men tiny alcoholics when they’re in asshole mode!
    Thanks for the laugh and the honesty!

  14. Tiffy says:

    hahha! Its really not funny, I’m just laughing because its SO MY KIDS TOO!! This morning I was eating my oatmeal (1130a, up since 630a and sustaining on coffee) when my four year old (she’s already done school for the year but her sister (6) goes until the 21st) comes up to me and sticks her ENTIRE HAND in my bowl to get a “taste”. OMFG total little asshole. I then gave her the bowl, which she continued to eat with her hand even after I gave her any choice of spoons. I ate a cracker and went about my day.
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    • holly says:

      my four year old daughter likes to stick her hand up her ass, I’m sure just to piss me off, so if she touches any of my food it’s an automatic no go

  15. Oh yes, they certainly can be! I’m glad school has started :)
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