Michelle Duggar Has More Sex Than I Do

That’s the thought that popped into my head as I was watching mindless TV the other night after the kids finally went to sleep….

And you know what? I am pissed off…

Not that I actually have proof that Michelle and Jim Bob are doing the dirty more than Eric and myself, but since they have 19 kids and this is the scenario in my house more often than not,


I daresay my assumptions are correct…

Michelle and Jim Bob are having sexy time more than me and my husband…

Sigh….

So I thought about it…and realized that even though I only have four kids and Michelle has 19, she has shitloads of older kids watching her younger kids and doing many of the chores around the house…while at my house it’s me doing everything and begging the 7 year old, 6 year old, 4 year old, and 2 year old to please just stop messing everything up!

So who’s relaxed and ready for loving at the end of the day?

Not this girl…

But Michelle? You bet your sweet ass she is….

And because I’m a creepy person, I can’t help but wonder if Michelle is really wanting to do it all the time, or if Jim Bob is exercising his rights as a husband and reminding her of her wifely duties?

But then I think about it more* and I bet she’s just so well relaxed from having all those kids to help around the house she doesn’t mind the nighttime activities…

And then I get pissed off some more…I want a bunch of older kids to take care of my younger kids so I’m relaxed enough for sex by the end of the day…

But creating those kids means I have to actually have the energy to give Eric the big yes for the night…

It’s a damn Catch-22….

What’s a bitch to do?

Sigh….

*because obviously I need a fucking hobby

 

Comments

  1. jenny says:

    Haha, loved the title for this post! By the time my day is done the last thing on my mind is sex, much to Brads dismay…And I recently found out my husband is a “counter”, as in, he counts how many times he gets it a month!!! This pisses me off to no end…I mean is he fucking 17 years old, who counts?!! So I told him fine, he can count all he wants…He can count, and I will “TIME”…HA!

  2. That’s what Nyquil is for. Knock those kids out and have a little peace a quiet…LOL Ok, I know we can’t really do that *although it would be nice* so we have to try and tire their little butts out so they WANT to go to bed and sleep all night. Tell them to run laps around the block…LOL
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  3. Now I’m depressed, I only have 2 kids and I don’t have time to even think about bloody sex.
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    • holly says:

      eh, but the baby is so young…after my second one I didn’t have sex for 6 months…and that’s the truth…Jack was colicky and I was exhausted…poor Eric….

  4. Kam says:

    Sex… WTF is that? In my house non existant is what it is. I work, hubby does not (he does ALL the housework and takes care of the kids and is looking for a job) (tiring I know) and HE is the one who is always too tired, or not in the mood, or PMSing, or WTF ever. One of these days I am just going to go home throw the kids outside and lock the door and jump on him. LOL

    Wish me luck!

  5. Bobbi says:

    Preach it sister! I’m in a similar position as Kam but I work from home. I still have the housework to do and the boys to deal with. Men can say what they want, but working inside the house is way more difficult than they want to admit. Shit, working outside the house is a vacation for most women!
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  6. Jester Queen says:

    Hey, we all need a fucking hobby. This one is as good as any, right? ;)
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  7. But riddle me this, I get the amount of dirty they’re doing now, but what about with the first J-named kids were born? how did it continue when their kids were ALL super young?

    …and we do it LESS now that my kids are a little older because we’re worried that they’ll hear. And I’m not paying another therapist to get Casey to start talking again….

  8. Sadie says:

    I don’t know how someone with 19 kids has time for sex. How do you even have time to talk to that many kids?! lol Seriously. I want to spend a few weeks with them to watch.

  9. Angie says:

    Whenever you start to get too jealous, just ruminate a moment on what her Veronica must look like after popping out 19 kiddos. ;-) Now if you need something to be jealous of, Michelle Duggar lives in a freakin’ ski lodge AND they are completely debt free. Not to mention I think they own a car dealership so she basically gets a new car whenever she wants. Even I’m getting a little green with envy…

  10. Semi-Slacker Mom says:

    I got an older one, well almost 11, & she don’t do jack!
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  11. Jessica says:

    When I was pregnant with the triplets my husband and his friends came up with this grand plan that we should get an au pair from Sweden (young and blonde of course). I guess if I would have followed that plan I would have more time but I also may have a husband who has left for Sweden.
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  12. Adrienne says:

    HAHAHA! Yes, all those extra BIG kids are the trick. Too bad I don’t have 14 of those….I would be having WAY more sex for sure. I mean heck!, at least I could go to dinner…

  13. I don’t want to have to first train/birth all the big ones…seems like a lot of work!
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  14. If you’ve ever seen Annie Hall then you know this scenario. Therapist to husband: “How often do you have sex?” Husband: “Never. We only do it 2-3 times a week!” Therapist to wife: “How often do you have sex?” Wife: “All the time. We do it like 2-3 times a week!”

    It seems marriages/relationships have sex struggles regardless of the number of kids–2, 4, 19 … Sometimes it is just hard to find the time/energy to make sex a priority but when I do, I’m amazed I ever let it slip from a priority spot in the first place! I’m better relaxed and energized. My husband is better relaxed and energized. We feel close, connected, and intimate which means we can take on the world … well, as soon as we get out of bed :)
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    • holly says:

      every time my hubs and I have sex I say the same thing…that was amazing-we need to do that more often….your words are pure truth

  15. Laughing as always, but not brave enough to type a response… you will have to email me! :-) Let’s just say that after going without for so long, I’m more willing to make the time, tired or not :-) It’s all about perspective, I guess!
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  16. Tiffany says:

    You are the best, Holly. Only you would think about this…and that’s why I love you so!!!
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  17. I love it. I thought about that too. She is getting it WAY more than me too.
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  18. Michele says:

    Ha! Did you ever think about this….Maybe she has only had sex 19 times?? Just something else to think about!! LOL
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