Better Sexytime?

While drinking coffee at a friend’s house recently, I noticed a Cosmo sitting on her coffee table….

I was shocked! Honestly, there’s not much that rattles me, but I couldn’t believe she was reading it…

Why? I asked her? I was boggled, especially since she’s been married for years…

I haven’t read a Cosmo since I was engaged probably….

She was just as shocked that I didn’t pick one up now and again…

Why should I? I don’t need any tips on the perfect blow job…my husband already thinks this is the perfect blow job…

So why up the ante?

However, she seems to think that keeping things spicy and always surprising her husband with new tricks is the way to go…so she religiously reads about New Sex Positions Guaranteed to Make Him Go Wild or 10 Tips For Achieving Your Most Intense Orgasm Ever!

Seriously though, vanilla blow jobs aside, I tried to argue that we know each so well that our sex is already amazingly awesome and we don’t need new positions to go wild with…we have a trusty few that work and it’s still hot*…

She disagrees…claiming it can always be better…

So who’s right**?

*like consistent multiple orgasm hot…go ahead, hate me…

**I’ll give you a hint, you’re reading her blog…

Comments

  1. Hah! Hey as long as your man is happy, I believe you are the one with the mind-blowing sex life.
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  2. Summer says:

    As a married lady, I got lazy when he got lazy on the romance. So we are at an impasse for now.
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  3. I agree with you, I’m a multi person as well and we know each other so well that even plain vanilla works and makes things very nice. Also, and I’m probably in the minority here, I don’t want it to take hours to finish and pull something trying to do a gymnastic feat. I want to have sex with my husband and go to sleep because my kid will be getting up soon haha

  4. Mark says:

    Straight women are so funny! Seriously, you broads crack me up!
    So “vanilla blow job”, huh? Well, if he knows no better, I guess that works. But don’t you really want to give it all you got? I know I do! And since your Man is so hot(only going by that awesome drawing), he’d never leave the house if I ever got a crack at him!
    m.
    p.s. Don’t tell Fred I’m talking trash. Because really, it’s your fault.
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    • holly says:

      maybe I meant vanilla as in using vanilla ice cream for those oh so hot cold sensations…so there!
      and yes, my man is one sexy bitch…hands (and mouth) off

  5. Darcy says:

    We like to spice it up a little now and then, but it’s infrequent enough to be a real treat… Not me constantly pulling out all kinds of porn tricks. With a toddler and being preggo… Just knowing I’m in the mood is enough for him right now lol
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  6. Joy Andrews says:

    I think you will really enjoy this article…it lists the 44 Most Ridiculous Sex Tips by Cosmo and had me ROLLING. It would be a great argument on your side. :)
    http://www.nerve.com/advice/ridiculous-tips/the-best-of-ridiculous-tips-for-a-miserable-sex-life-emcosmopolitan-em-edition
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  7. adrienne says:

    I know I’m perfectly satisfied and I think hubs is too! It think you’re right. :)
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  8. sheena gossett says:

    20 years & 2 kids & sex got predictable. yeah, sex was orgasmic. HOWEVER…we have added some spice that I won’t expound upon here but lets just say OMG!!!!! It is like we are teenagers experimenting & doing it for the first time again. Add some spice baby

  9. Kristin says:

    Please! With a 16 month old and being 15 weeks pregnant, he’s lucky to get “Vanilla”! But…please divulge some tried and true tips!! I always laugh at the Cosmo ideas.

  10. Ann says:

    With four kids wearing you out…no bj is ever vanilla…

  11. Carrie says:

    I can honestly say I have no patience for reading Cosmo, I always thought that was bunch of shit.
    Hubby gets whatever I feel like at the time. Shit, I work six days a week–sometimes he gets a “hurry up and try not to wake me” and sometimes I put the cheerleading skirt and porno shoes on

  12. My daughter is 21 years old..we don’t have any kids running around or waking us up at 3 in the morning..so we have plenty of time to spice things up. Lets just saw I have a whip, paddle, gag, blindfold and restraints and I know how to use them…bwahahahaha
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  13. You are right. I hate Cosmo. And not just because of the hot models. xoxo
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  14. Tiffany says:

    We’re 14 years and 3 kids in and totally rockin’ it…I don’t need Cosmo!! ;)
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  15. Sadie says:

    You just reminded me why I was happy to be a lesbian. YAY for no blow jobs! haha

    I think some couples can survive with plain ol vanilla sex, but I think it’s nice to spice it up, too. :D

    Side note: No Cosmo for us.

  16. Nikki says:

    I only pick up one of those books at the hair or nail salon while I wait, I use to read them all the time too. I love that you posted this & I’m going to say your both correct {nobody get mad at me please}. I only say that because you know you & you know your husband, she knows herself & her husband but to each is their own.
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    • holly says:

      why on earth would I get mad?! you’re absolutely correct…though I do think Jim Bob is pulling the old wifely duties schtick…ha!

  17. Jennifer says:

    I say stick with what works! No need to do any fancy tricks over here. I will save my $5.99, or whatever-the-heck they cost per issue now. ;)
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  18. I say, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!
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  19. Would it be out of place to call you a bitch? Its the jealousy talking.

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