My Bed Through the Years….

Oh yes, I used to be a hot blonde….

It was just us and no worries…we had all the time in the world to do whatever we wanted…

Then we got married…

And you know…things cool down ever so slightly….and yeah, my hair got darker…but hey, I had already snared my man! No need to get my hair foiled every six weeks for three hours and hundreds of dollars at a time…

Now we have kids….

And this is what it looks like in our bed…

They weasel their way in and I get to sleep at the foot of the bed like a fucking dog…no blankets and they steal my pillow…

Where’s Eric you’re asking?

On the couch…

That’s where he ends up around 3 or 4 in the morning if it’s one of those nights where everyone sneaks in…

That’s why Eric calls the kids his little CB’s…

And that would stand for cock blockers….

Aren’t kids grand?



  1. The first drawing cracked me up, hahahaha.

    How about locking the door? Heh.
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    • holly says:

      whenever we lock it we forget to unlock it and then there’s hysterical screaming in the middle of the night that wakes all the kids…
      dumb kids…

  2. LOL wow, I remember those days when the kid was young and we had to get a quickie and be quiet or we might wake her up down the hall. LOL It gets easier when they are older and out of the house more often and not always wanting to be in the same room let alone the same bed with you.
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  3. Robin says:

    Yup, looks about right.
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  4. Teresa says:

    LOVE your drawings!! I can SO relate! LOL!!! Poor hubby.
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  5. Michelle says:

    *snort* Gotta love it. Ok, except that it sorta bites. This morning, I’m SO grateful that I refuse to allow the wee ones into my bed. I’m not sure how it happened, but they don’t dare sneak in. Apparently I’m a little crabby when tired. I think you need to make a bridal shower card with those drawings….
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    • holly says:

      it’s really just the middle ones that come in…they get up to pee, then wander in around 3 am, and they’re so sneaky we don’t realize it until an hour or two later when a foot’s lodged up an ass…sigh…currently working on bribes…

  6. Deanna says:

    Luckily, my kids stay in their own bed unless they have a nightmare or something but that only happens once in a blue moon. Other than that, my husband is usually asleep before they are. *sigh*
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  7. Maureen says:

    This fits in perfectly with my experience last night. My little chunk was in bed with us from about 11 PM until 8 AM. The joys of a sick kid.

  8. Erin says:

    Oh my gosh . . . that was too funny! I can totally relate.
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  9. Dr. Hansen says:

    I love that your husband called your kids cock blockers. That made my day.

  10. Tami says:

    Hahaha!! Don’t you have a lock on the door? OR how about when they jump into your bed, you head to the couch and um…spend some quality time with your husband. :)
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    • holly says:

      if we lock the door they freak out! we’e tried it, but then we forget to unlock it…it’s a mess…
      and if we moved to the couch, they would all follow us…the little brats…

  11. angi says:

    My husband used to swear that our kids had boner radar! Little punks. :)

  12. I am dying! LOVE it! and well timed, because there is a new boy and he was trying to weasel an invitation to stay the night this weekend and while there are 465 reasons why I think it’s too soon and a BAD idea, the one that I gave him… my children are here and what will we say to The Girl when she crawls into bed at 3 am… because it’s her birthday weekend and she will… It’s absolutely true and he bought it hook, line and sinker! PHEW! *winks*
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  13. Adrienne says:

    Oh, yes! This is so my bed!!

  14. Shell says:

    Mine end up in my bed- one in the middle and one at the foot of the bed. The third usually stays in his own bed, but the other two are enough!
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    • holly says:

      we usually only get one or two…makes me nuts! And I can’t stand it when they come into my bed and then pee…

  15. My girls are 16 and 11 and STILL want to sleep in my bed. Guess it’s a good thing there’s no cock around to block! LMAO
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  16. It took us 6 years to get our bed back and we only get a sneak attach every once in a while now, although last night I somehow ended up in Paige’s bed while she kicked and slapped me for 2 hours. Still don’t know how that happened.
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