Sometimes I worry about Jack…
Not because I think he’s going to turn out to be a serial killer or flasher…
Not because I sometimes worry he’s so weird that it turns off the other kids at school…
Not because I wonder if one day he’ll need therapy because I may or may not have forgotten to plan the birthday party he’d been asking for*
But because he seems to have a thing for me…
Sure, I know all boys love their mothers…
I get it…
But do all boys enter their mother’s bedroom and say…
Mom, I know I’m not supposed to walk in on you when you’re dressing, but I just wanted to see your big boobies…because Mom? They are magnificent!
Yup, you heard it here….my saggy boobs? Magnificent!
So I’ve decided to ignore the what the fuck portion of this conversation and concentrate on both his admiration of my magnificent breasts and his budding vocabulary**…
What do you think? Too weird?
*I was totally up shit creek until he mentioned today he also wants a 3DS, and after telling him he can’t have a party and an expensive toy he opted for the 3DS…SAVED! Phew…I can now save his therapy money for shoes…
**and who says public schools are worthless? ha!
Alex picked out my outfits for my boudoir shoot, and said that my ass looks fabulous in boy shorts….
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well, Alex is one of the most awesome kids I know…
Hahahaha!! Oh boy. Literally.
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is reading my blog like reading your future with your boys? ha!
First, I don’t know if your tits are “magnificent” or not. Show us and we’ll be the judge. Second, I admired my Mom’s breasts too but as you know, I’m a little different than most boys. And she knew it!
m.
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oh, they are…trust me…
I love this! My 10 year old son DIES if I even mention that I go to the bathroom – he is so self-conscious. My five year old daughter is obsessed with boobs. She does the booby dance in hopes of growing some of her own!
I think you got nothing to worry about. He just may never have a successful relationship if you are the yardstick he is measuring all future women by!
I do worry about his future wife hating me…oh well. And my 4 year old daughter keeps asking when she’ll get “big ones” like me
Haha, it’s a little weird, but also hilarious!! I like that he used the word magnificent…How can he not be your favorite child after saying that! lol
really? the word usage really made me proud…underneath the creep out
Love it! Colin often wants to talk about our boy/girl differences. It’s an awkward conversation.
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my kids love to discuss why boys stand and girls sit to pee..
i’m right there with ya.
my youngest (just 5 last week) loves to grab my boobs, pinch my ass, and bury his face in my boobs. last week we were playing and he shoved his foot up my ass and laughed. when we told him that was wrong he replied that he liked putting his foot there.
when Jack crawls into our bed I routinely wake up with a foot up my ass
I don’t know. My daughter never did anything like that and I don’t have any boys.
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count yourself lucky
This is when I’m thankful that I’m a 32AAA and this topic will never come up.
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why on earthy do you even wear a bra? just put some bandaids on those girls
Too funny! I have 4 boys, not surprised at all
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Buddy (who will be 4 on Friday) is obsessed with my boobs. He is constantly sticking his hand down my shirt or putting his head in my shirt or grabbing my boobs. All I can say is he is his father’s son.
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Jack tries to caress mine in an offhand manner like I won’t notice…so creepy
My son is that way too. I nursed him from an infant so he’s seen me since day one. I was used to openness since my mom ran around half naked due to psoriasis and that she couldn’t wear bras due to irritation. So needless to say I’m used to having no shame showing my parts. In our house we all go “boobies!” cuz we think its funny. Daddy is obsessed with mine too of course but he tells me since my son is a little older and 7yrs old now it’s not appropriate for me to be running around half naked all the time. I know he’s probably right but my son has already seen me and all my glory so it’s too late now. i just tell my son just don’t touch me in the personal parts unless I say it’s ok because it’s not ok to touch someone without there permission.
Oh Holly, I can’t WAIT until Sam leaves the Oedipal phase. I hate my boobs all the more because he and my husband BOTH adore them.
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they really do get it from their fathers, don’t they? sigh
I’d be impressed by his vocab, too.
Lucky you on the birthday save!
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I know, I still can’t believe my luck…it’s really no wonder Jack has such middle child syndrome
My Matthew is like that with me…at least we’ll have weirdos together?
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Mine goes around honking my boobs, telling me I have a nice ‘gyna’ and says “I can see your butt!!” and pinches it…he’s almost three so I’m sure it’s all normal but at times I’m left wondering, WTF dude!!
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All 3 of my children are going to be lost when they can no longer bounce my boobs up & down when I get these girls lifted next month!! There may be some withdrawal or maybe they’ll be more enthralled with the new improved models.
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I’ll be needing a before and after shot