Ever wonder what’s behind those words?
Did I miss any?
Holly's House...not a perfect mom's blog...
A humorous mommy blog
I'm a stay at home mom, four beautiful children (Blake, Jack, Hope, and Brooke) and a wonderful husband (Eric) who is a caterer, though I do most of the cooking at home..hmmm. Our last child was born with Down Syndrome and I am getting used to being outnumbered by kids!I love to read and look forward to any time I get to hang with my hubby sans kids or time with my friends and a bottle of red!
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OH my god. I freakin’ love you.

Jenn [ Crippled Girl ] recently posted..Ovacue Bundle Giveaway!
perhaps a shrine could be built dedicated to me?
just a suggestion….ha!
You really do have a pretty face. Just sayin.
Kat recently posted..Adorable Sneezers
lol at the back fat comment!
ah yes, back fat…the story of my life…
I agree with the pretty face and I must say it seems that all of your Zumba and double classes are paying off! You look great!
oh Shannon..please go on…you’re making my day…
Love. It!
Ange recently posted..Happy Hump Day!
HA! that is awesome…and usually one of those is going through my mind!!!
see?! I was so right!
Back Fat! That’s great!! You rock Holly
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oh yes…I have much knowledge of back fat…
Awesome! I like the face-punching one!
Danielle recently posted..Day at the museum – part II
that too was one of my favorites! it often runs through my head…
Hahahaha! You said cunt!
And the face punching one, hahahahah!!
OMG I love you so much right now.
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thanks babe! and you’re the only one who typed out cunt! everyone else typed the c word while blushing..haha!
Holly, you are amazing!!!!!! I laughed so hard, a little more and it would have been an accident (pee-pee kind of accident). I wish I had friends like you. Damn!
next time go ahead and the let the pee flow…we’ve all done it…ha!
OMG! You seriously crack me the hell up! Why, oh why must you live so very far away??? You and I could get in a whole lot of trouble together!!!


PS I love you. (and after this I truly am considering a little shrine of my own
Heidi Ehle recently posted..What We Want You To Know (World Down Syndrome Day Version)
I’ve always dreamed of someone having a shrine dedicated to me…make sure you send me pics
Oh my goodness, you are funny as hell.
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Mary! I haven’t heard from you in a while! and thank you!
You have such a pretty face. Really. Also you said the ‘c’ word and made me blush.
xoxo
tracy@sellabitmum recently posted..My Blog Turns 4 Today…
oh, I know I’m pretty…you prude!
OMG! I literally was practically dying laughing over here. And also, I too blushed when you said the “c” word no actually I didn’t. I gasped. Yeah I did. But you totally went there and it worked!
Paulette recently posted..30 Topics ~ 5 Passions
I’m so surprised that everyone was shocked at the C word! it kills me! I don’t use it at all in normal conversations, but I think I’ll have to pepper it into more vlogs fort the shock factor!
You have such a pretty face! Too bad about that voice.
ha!
m.
Mark recently posted.."What’s Love Got To Do With It"
touche!
me likey!
Okay, so these aren’t all BAD things…My hanging tits act as kneepads to protect my pencil legs from getting scraped and bruised as my husband puts my gag-reflex to the test while holding onto my unfortunate back-fat, using it as leverage as I choke….See?! Not all bad!!! (Wow, was that ever a run on sentence…whew!) I guess with all of these other freak-like mutations, I should be grateful for having such a pretty face! You crack me up, Holly!
wow, I am so impressed by this…your creativity is astounding…I bow down
LOL…Nah…I am just a smartass with a sick and twisted mind. My hubby and his guy friends love it. They say I am a guy with boobs and a cunt. See, I said the C-word, too! It actually doesn’t offend me…But if someone called me one, they’d be picking their teeth up off of the floor! Anyway, thanks for yet another awesome post! Made my day and had me laughing my ass off!
What’s wrong with boobs to the knees???
according to my husband…nothing!
LOVE it! You should definitely do more of these!
Deanna recently posted..Spring Fever!
My husband walked downstairs right when you said c*nt. Of course, then he had to come watch and laugh, too. Hilarious.
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*giggle* *giggle* *snort*
Too bad a rat crawled on top of your head and died. Oh. Wait. That’s your HAIR?
Too bad you cover it with all those nasty wrinkles and wattles.
Too bad you look like Rainbo Brite dressed you.
Too bad I can’t get near enough to see it because your breath is so stanky.
I could go on. Apparently I’m a really mean person in my head, too.
Michelle recently posted..The Most Inappropriate Birthday Card Ever
My favorite is the “You’re welcome.” Awesome.
Lmao, god Holly you are hilarious. I absolutely LOVE your blog. Totally awesome.
You crack me up!!!
I figure whenever someone gives such a specific comment, they are leaving something out.
Shell recently posted..Things They Can’t Say: Scary Mommy
OMG you crack me the hell up. Loved this video LMFAO. But honestly you do have a pretty face. Your beautiful
Hugss
LindaH
oh please…go on…I can read that kind of stuff all day..
Ah ah ah that was hilarious. By the way, I love your voice and the way you talk!
thank you! you’re my new favorite person!
OMG, those are great! I keep my boobs up as best I can! I’m only 34, why are my boobs so saggy? Oh yea, their huge, and I’ve had 4 children! Before anyone spends money on a boob job, don’t, I’ll just give you mine!! I’m good with an A cup, although the hubby may not be as happy!
when I was nursing I was an E, and Eric loved it! Now I’m a DDD,but they’re getting smaller with the weight I’m losing, which means my husband is very sad…but not me!