Indeed you read that right!
Today is that very special day…
One month after Valentine’s Day it is Steak and Blowjob Day*…
Eric’s** pretty excited…
And after getting a new Mac for Valentine’s I have to deliver…
So I got me some New York strips and Chapstick and a happy husband….
Are you celebrating?
*no, I’m not making this up
**I know it looks like Eric has a mullet, I did the best I could…
I think I just pee’d myself from laughing . . . especially at the chapstick part!
hope you were wearing a pantiliner…ha!
hahahahahaha. I think the mullet made the story! That was fantastic.
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Eric probably won’t be too thrilled with how I drew him…oh well…
You just make me laugh so hard!! I’m at work, and tried so hard to keep myself from reading ‘this’ post once I saw the title in my Dashboard..because I want to stay professional you know !! But as you can see, I clicked anyways and also almost pee’d myself from laughing.. You always come up with the most ridiculous post and I love it. Have a GREAT day then!!!!!!
haha! thanks! But google it…I swear it exists! But don’t google at work, I don’t want you getting in trouble!
Um no, I am definitely not celebrating! HA! And I must make sure Brad doesn’t see this post and realize this special day of celebration even exists!!!
Gah…I wish I had seen this before I had the morning sex…now I’m gonna have to do it all over again…LOL!!!
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morning sex?! you little minx!
ahahaha omg you are hilarious.
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Yep, we are definitely celebrating here. Nevermind the fact that hubby gets a BJ at least 4 times a week. Cause, I’m all giving and shit.
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you definitely deserve the Wife Of the Year award…very giving indeed! But don’t go telling other chick’s husbands…ha!
I have some weird herpes virus in my throat. No joke. My husband gave it to me, which I should worry about. Either way, no blowjobs for me. Wooooooo!
wow…what freaky shit are you guys up to?
holly you are hilarious. i love it! and i don’t want my husband to find out about this day… once every 2 weeks is enough for me!!!
Could you pretty please not be spreading this around?? Geez Holly. Make the rest of us look like shit, why don’t ya? lol
Ha – please for the love of God – don’t email this to my husband
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yes, i knew about this day..blech.
I was sick on Valentines Day. very sick. and yes, he did take care of me..but enough to participate in Steak and BJ day? heck no.
Thank god he works tonight!
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Oh and you got a new header – pretty bad ass – love it!
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OMG Holly… you make me laugh; I wish I could be as funny as you… and glad you got the chapstick.
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Do not tell my husband this day exists…he’s lived 38 years without this knowledge whats another 50!
Thanks for the laugh I needed it!
So glad Hubs is not aware of this day.
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Yup, Dave has no idea about today. We shall keep it that way.
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Jayme… I am so gonna tell Dave (I think I threatened this last year as well, so who knows when I will actually get around to it).
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He found out and tried to force a bottle of wine down my throat. Didn’t work.
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Well, that’s cheap for a Mac if we’re being honest.
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I will pretend I never read this post. To refrain from telling my husband such a day exists.
Where do I send your Wife of the Year Award to?
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I totally heard about this day and have avoided mentioning it to my hubs. Steak and a BJ on a weeknight that is just asking too much!
good for you for stepping up. I commend you.
Congratulations, you just made a former gay whore blush. You’re amazing!
m.
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thank you
Well that’s a good day for Eric!!
he did have quite the spring in his step…
We’re gonna have to do the steak part a little late since, but we got a head start on the bj part. We were a day early.
Some of us have lucky husbands.
since we don’t have any at the house and I’m not going to the store to get any, but we’ll have steak this weekend.
way to make the rest of us look bad…ha!
Dont tell my hubby about this either, because its so not happening!
Certain people around these parts celebrate steak & blow job day, too. And I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the picture of you on the can!!
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thanks! I still laugh every time I look at it…it’s so funny
Yep! Looks like we celebrate some of the same holidays!
Loving the new pic up top….not the watching you on the pot part…the edginess of it of course!
Great new look!
you know you love watching me on the pot too…admit it!
Love it!….Im a lesbian with a vegetarian wife….( I kid you not!) We celebrate with steak and “strap on” night…..yep I`m no vegetarian!………love your blog. x
Allison…you may be my new favorite person…not only because you claim you love my blog but because I love TMI and the people that share…you’re my kind of chick
Well, I just totally remembered this holiday a week late. But also quickly reminded myself that while he did not get a porterhouse, he did get a blowjob…Man I thought I was in trouble.
Your blog is hilarious and I quickly followed after a friend posted your Downs blog post which both gave me chills and made me cry. You are awesome.
thank you so much! you’re awesome for thinking I’m awesome! and I’m glad you slid under the wire on steak and bj day…phew!
One of these days I’m going to choke to death from reading one of yours posts while eating.
I will die happy.
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Sweet lord! I don’t even know where to begin with this…. I’m torn between letting the BF know and keeping this from him until I want something out of it. Haha. Steak and blowjob March 14th. Got it. And I think I’m hooked enough to be a new follower!
Oh and also, I guess this the most appropriate place to mention I LOVE the toilet picture. That’s all.
thank you! for following and for loving my toilet picture!
I’ll make sure to check your page out too!
I only know about this day because of your blog last year!
You got a Mac? Wow! That does deserve a celebration!
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