It was an orgy of awesomely fantastic food this last weekend*.
Eric and I went to Disney, sans kids, and ate at the some of the more fancy schmancy restaurants…and oh, it was good….
The last night we were there we ate at Narcoossee’s, which is in the Grand Floridian…
Oh my…this was probably the most uppity type place I’ve ever been….and it was gorgeous, all waterfront with a wraparound veranda….right across the lake from the Magic Kingdom, so it’s the best place to see the fireworks too**…
While we were waiting for our table, enjoying the breeze on the veranda, watching the water light show, the people eating their fancy schmancy dinner got to watch this along with the light show…
Because really, how else can one enjoy a $58 lobster or a $17 glass of house red without the view of some chunky girl’s ass right in their face?
I wish I could tell you all that it only happened the one time, that I learned my lesson…but it was really breezy, and my skirt was really flowy…so the people that had the pleasure to be sitting behind me got quite the ass show***…
Bon Appetit!
*it was just an orgy of food…don’t worry, we didn’t involve seven little men or anything…believe me, I gained six pounds in 2 1/2 days…
**we totally got the best seat in the house, the castle was straight ahead of us…the view was fantastic…
***there’s nothing quite as sexy as seeing some chunky girl’s pink Hanes Her Way while trying to eat an Artisan Cheese Plate…
You continue to crack me up-I think I need you to come live with me just for the humor
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Oh, this is hysterical! I love it!
It sounds like you had a great time
Haha, this is too funny, minus the peep show it sounds like an amazing time!
That’s hilarious. Sorry you were em-bare-assed…budumbum! Couldn’t resist. Glad you enjoyed the fancy schmancy food though
Is wordpress better than blogger? Love the illustration by the way. Your ass is great in cartoon-mode. I love the Grand Floridian. If I want to build a house like it.
So you brought a little extra joy to someones day? Nothing wrong with that
Disney does have some great food. We always like to eat at the Crystal Palace in the Magic Kingdom. They always have a great buffet!
I like how your crack is hanging out in the artists rendition of what happened.
I’m sure your made for a nice ass-et to the scenery. I totally think you & I should do a culinary tour of WDW. I’ll bring my big girl pants. or dress. Yeah, that’ll be more comfortable…
Holly, my gosh girl, you made me pee my pants! That picture, complete with ass-crack made me laugh til I cried! Although the scenery, for the people behind you, wasn’t so great, glad you and Eric had a great time!
I think you should start selling your blog art, they are classics!!
Just love the artwork… And after today, i am thinking my hubs and I need a sans kids vaca
Niiiiiiiiiice. Sorry I missed the show.
I’d stare at your booty while I ate cheese if it meant I got to be at Disney World! I’m overdue for a Disney trip and between my toddler just realizing she turned “terrible two” and my pregnancy reaching the halfway point I’m in desperate need of a vacation!
Oh my goodness! I shouldn’t laugh. I really shouldn’t!
Once again thanks for the laugh.
That is hilarious!! And you did a great job on the drawing!